saturday's last min meeting at great eastern was a waste of time? like sheessshh.. but at least for some concepts which i picked up, which i thought are useful.. i saw ppt slides of all of the financial advisors goals which they set in early 2008, and they sales pitch, or rather FOY they managed to make in 2008. alot didnt make the mark, surprisingly. a common mistake made by advisor, they mistook their goals to be the income they want for 2008.

one thing abt goals which i realised, you can have a high, possibly unattainable goal, but u need to have a potential ability to back that goal of yours. just like the case of those financial advisors, a couple did put a goal of 100k, where their 2007 sales pitch/FOY was only 30k.

like eg, if u wanna have a goal of 100k, you should at least have the ability, of being able to make 60, 70k in the previous year!

simply to have a goal, you need to have the ability to back it up, if not its only castles in the air.

not often that i watch movies, but whoa. i actually watched 2 today! thats quite a record..

i watched ip man in the morning at home. all along i knew ip man was a gongfu movie, but i had no notion what it was about, just for the title. ip man? some sci fi movie?
aft the movie i realised, ip man was like pronounced I.P man (man as in, man and woman) but yip man ( as in man in hanyu pinyin), the canton sounding of 叶问, the main character. wasnt anything fabulous, just some stupid shit senseless gongfu fighting, and whacking the other person silly.

next was bed time stories. okay la the usual comedy, but not the type i would favour.

gee, life's a bore. out of temptation and boredom, i bought my next chill, hello, familar friend.

how to spot a Recruit:
1)
Bald headed boy--- 50%
Bald headed boy out on weekends --- 60%
2 bald headed boy --- 70%
2 bald headed boy out on weekends --- 80%
A big group of bald headed boys ---90%
A F ING BIG GROUP OF BALD HEADED BOYS HANGOUT ON WEEKENDS --- 100% YOUR DISGUSTING RECRUITS.

2) Bald headed boy --- 50%
Bald headed boy wearing black rimmed specs --- 90%
Bald headed boy wearing black rimmed specs WITH THE ELASTIC HOOKS/ELASTIC BAND STILL ON IT --- 100% YOUR DISGUSTING RECRUIT.

How to spot a stupid private
1)
bald headed boy --- 50%
hair slightly grown from being bald boy --- 55%
hair slightly grown, and the length of hair at the side is the same as the top, boy --- 60%
long hair at the top, but shaved sides, back, and sideburn, boy --- 70%
IF U SEE A GROUP OF THE ABOVE BUNCHED TGT --- 100% STUPID PRIVATES

2)
Anyone wearing army brooks/new balanced trackshoes --- 80% (or 100% very bad fashion taste)
ANYONE WEARING ARMY BROOKS/NEW BALANCE TRACK SHOES, AND WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE DESCRIPTION -100% YOUR STUPID PRIVATE

3)
Anyone carrying a big bulky bag on mrts, esp on fri evenings --- 70%
ANYONE CARRYING A BIG BULKY BAG ON MRT ESP ON FRI EVENINGS, WITH THE ABOVE DESCRIPTION --- 100% YOUR STUPID PRIVATE

this is dedicated to to the majority, who finds armyboys, esp privates and recruits stupid, and should be banned from clubs : D

sheesh. young post o's kids can be damn unrealistic and irritating when it comes to looking for part time jobs to take up their dec holi time before jc starts.
like what, they want a regular, fix paying job, with high rates per hour, yet they dont consider that they dont even have a full o's cert, and most corporations would not hire inexperienced part-timers who can only work for what, 1mth plus?


here's my advice to all post o's kid looking for such a above job as i decribe,

why not write to ocbc and ask them if they would employ them to be a CEO for just one month, with a high pay. so that they can have such an above job which they want. sheeesh.

i think my martell at phuture one is missing me okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

i need to go back soon to finish it up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i wanna partyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

with all post army celebrations over for me, its time to do some more constructive things in my life, other then guard duty, getting sunshine to scan my 11B during meals, breaking track etc.

gotta start piano, theory, er hu soon. and at the same time complete m5 and health insurance and get contracted.

two years (ok one yr ten months) are over. its time to get my life back on track.

okay! today ended the frezy in post army celebrations. haha.
it started with a blast on wed at zouk, while i opened 3 bottles of chivas and martell at phuture one. it was damnnnn nice seeing all the jauguar guys again. and it everyone was quite lost on who was coming, as we couldnt put a face to the name. HAHAHA. but its forgivable, considered how long us jauguars haven met. it was nice seeing everybody again, really. daiwei, kelly, andy, keefe, darren, chengyao, adrian, kelvin, jonathan, shih haur, ceyi. did i miss out anyone?it was a blast, with the first toast of the night going to me. at about 11+, we were competing with the neighbouring table of ord-ed guys on who could shout ord lo the loudest. hahahaha.

wed at zouk ended up with taking the entire thu to recover. HA. only to unfold to another partyyee again on fri for us platoon six. but wth? people backed out last min, leading to high individual costs to cover the 2 bottles of chivas and martell. pui.

fri wasnt that happening this time, and it was damnn crowded with all those recruits and army boys. which reminds me that i have oor arre dee - ed :DDDDDD

too bad, recruits, and armyboys with crew cuts are disgusting and pathetic shitssssss. i just did a 过河拆桥, ie a tearing down of a bridge after crossing it, but who cares? they are digusting and pathetic shits. HAHAHAHH.

i passed my m9! which was a relief, since i only compiled notes for only half of the syllabus, and did only ONE mock paper. goodness. but anyway, its m5 next!

steamboat was notttttt badd. seeing all the old guys together again was goood. we were supposed to be sourcing for an atm after steamboat, but pc, sorry, its jonathanDOG, let us to some sleazy pub near chinatown with skimpy china girls outside. wtffffff?

okay, time as ticked its clock into nov. and everybody's is in the mood for oor aree dee.
post army parties on nov 12, and nov 14! do come do come.

gee. i been racking my brains, thinking of a suitable structure for my Express Tuition. yes, what desmond said at lfi is true, doing business in the white era is hard. very hard. and what im doing actually, a tuition agency would place what im doing in the white era. in order to succeed, i need to be innovative, if not i would be doomed to failure. i was thinking of adapting a mlm structure, but designing a mlm model to fit what im doing is hard. hard. harddddddddd.

okay, i had enough pp telling me to get a class 3 liscense instead of a 3A one. like the typical reasons behind

'only girls learn auto!'

'auto is too easy!'

'all those sports car all run on a manual'

'auto car close one eye also can drive'

THANKS BUT NO THANKS.


yes i know its easy driving an auto car, but on such dangerous driving conditions, with motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic, taxis who cut ur queue like its well understood their rights, and honk on u whenever u try to cut them likewise, delivery vans who zoom at top speed, much higher then their 60km/h sticker pasted on their back.

and even ur old granny can drive one, but i value my fucking sanity and safety on these roads, that i want dont wanna to be distracted but the stupid clutch and gearbox, which arel a thing from the Ford's brothers era, when im preparing to drive on sucha dangerous roads.

yes thank you for the reason that all sports car are manual. but whos gonna buy me a ONE MILLION sports car? ur father? the govt? the neighbour next door? the 3 millon draw Toto ticket which u bought last night?

even with that many traffic lights that singapore has, ur millon dollar sports car wouldnt take any much faster then a Chery QQ can take to travel from point A to B on the Singapore map.

foot itchy and ego inflating to utilize the acceleration pedal of your million dollar sports car? thats $5000 and 12 points, and find your own lawyer. thank you very much, courtesy of tp. do that again, and ur car is very much better of with a car dealer : D

3, 3a? u decide.

gah, suddenly im sick of zouk, and sick of those watered down alcohols there.

i wonder when will i be gg again? perhaps nov 12, if i can get us fellow juguarians to go down tt night to celebrate a toil of 1yr 10mths : D

ayee why am i so prone to drama at zouk? hahahaa. this wed was quite boring, didnt end up dancing much.

i was surfing mad magazine's website, and i saw this poster



mad magazine was always full of criticism of the bush administration, and the rupublicans. hahahahaah

and this was for mccain's campaign,



obama was not spared either, but on a much milder tone.



hahahahahaha cute cute posters.
taken from mad mag, http://www.dccomics.com/mad/

okay, at least f1 is gonna be over today. it totally didnt not make sense to me anyway. my aunt told me that my cousin in law's company bought them 30k worth of 3 day passes to watch f1 with their customers. omg..
and zouk is taking oppurtunities to jack up tix prices? phuture admission was 38 on fri, and 45 last night. and there's a post f1 party in attica today? like wat the hell does attica, a nightclub got to do with formula one, a car racing shit?

a lame something which valery said online abt f1, they shld make the cars zip pass the erp gantries for extra income?

then since gantries costs are 1 for bikes, 2 for cars, then make it what 3, 4 for f1 cars. hahahaha. then 61 laps wld generate a hell lot. for pitstops cars wld have to additionally top up their cash cards..

as my user name states, poet. yes, im still am. just that its just not me anymore to write so so much.

军心无意回汉中，
倒戈挂甲归农去。
莫怨统将无征意，
但叫。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

i shall leave it as it is, first. till i get my inspiration.

okay, i wanna change my blog song, i dont care if my heart is un-broken in the end or what. hahahahahaahah.

i remembered this classic 40s song, 夜上海 by 周璇.
the lyrics was just simply abt all those that glitters and glamours, are all but just superficial. just like those nylon lights of old shanghai.



its just a short 1min plus song.

夜上海 夜上海
你是个不夜城
华灯起车声响歌舞升平
只见她笑脸迎谁知她内心苦闷
夜生活都为了衣食住行
酒不醉人人自醉
胡天胡地蹉跎了青春
晓色朦胧转眼醒惺忪大家归去
心灵儿随着车轮儿转动

on my way back from camp, i dropped by guanyin temple at bugis to draw divine lots. this time, i needed advice.
i drew lot 56, and this is what it read..



chimm shit. i didnt even get half of what it meant at the initial read? but this was what it said, to stick to the status quo, to save me from alot of unnecessary trouble? but this is not i want okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

its not half as bad, unless i meet with help, its gonna be tough.

hmmmmmmmmmm.

anyway, 48 days more ! for our jan 07 batch of juguarians :)

this sucks, if i had the cash last month, i would have bought up every available f1 tix i had on hand, rather then 'help my friend to sell'. bleh. this way, i would have ensured i have tickets on hand, and would have managed to sell off every single one.
now, like one week before f1, pp are popping up everywhere suddenly asking for f1 tixs. where i dont even have A SINGLE ONE NOW. sighs.

zouk was quite not bad, the turnout today was scary. haha. but this is the first time that im actually feeling tired? usually i would be able to last the entire day by not sleeping. but now im actually sleepy and tired. and i feel sickkkkkkkkkkkk. this sucks. this sucks.

i recently saw this car in sungei gedong, it was a red plate proton, like wth? some kinda lousy car. and not only that, the car owner had the ego to actually modify it to look like some f ed up race car! like, adding an extra large spoiler on the boot, and add on fins on the car roof. and to add to that, to do a paint job, to make it look like a racecar. omg. an ego to own a sports car, but not the wallet to match it. tsk. a proton red plate? hahahahahahaahahahahahaha.

enough of that, i have seen likewise car owners, who modify their cars. common sights are, a extra large spoiler on the boot, a radiator hub on the front bonnet, extra low bumper, double/extra large exhaust pipe, fins on the car's roof, and paint jobs.

like seriously, get a life! if u own like what, an audi r8 for example, u dont even need to do any modifications. pp identify a REAL sports car when they see one. and by modifying ur lexus, mazda, mitisubishi colt etc 1000+cc car to look like a real mccoy, just attracts sniggers from passerbys.

okay, i had enough drama at phuture last night to last me. at least for the month only. HEH. i was thinking abt gg down next week again, but probably, this time, not being a smart alec at being so open abt buying drinks. wthhhhh. I KNOW MY COMMISSION IS ROLLING IN, BUT THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO SPEND!

okay, i think i blew up wingtai's 150bucks commission all in one night. like wthhhhhhhh? and its all pissed out as urine at zouk's urinal. so much for liquidity of money huh? (HA okay i messed up the econs term for liquidity
, but who cares.)

just as the lights lit up and florida's low fades into the background, like how embers consumes the ashes from a cig, and as far as i can trace the smoke ring into the air, thats all how long it'll last.

im still the jerome, the same one u chose to leave behind. still the one with the long eyelashes and tired eyes. all u left behind for me, was the trail of smoke i strain my eyes to see, as it goes furthur and furthur away from me.