how to spot a Recruit:
1)
Bald headed boy--- 50%
Bald headed boy out on weekends --- 60%
2 bald headed boy --- 70%
2 bald headed boy out on weekends --- 80%
A big group of bald headed boys ---90%
A F ING BIG GROUP OF BALD HEADED BOYS HANGOUT ON WEEKENDS --- 100% YOUR DISGUSTING RECRUITS.
2) Bald headed boy --- 50%
Bald headed boy wearing black rimmed specs --- 90%
Bald headed boy wearing black rimmed specs WITH THE ELASTIC HOOKS/ELASTIC BAND STILL ON IT --- 100% YOUR DISGUSTING RECRUIT.
How to spot a stupid private
1)
bald headed boy --- 50%
hair slightly grown from being bald boy --- 55%
hair slightly grown, and the length of hair at the side is the same as the top, boy --- 60%
long hair at the top, but shaved sides, back, and sideburn, boy --- 70%
IF U SEE A GROUP OF THE ABOVE BUNCHED TGT --- 100% STUPID PRIVATES
2)
Anyone wearing army brooks/new balanced trackshoes --- 80% (or 100% very bad fashion taste)
ANYONE WEARING ARMY BROOKS/NEW BALANCE TRACK SHOES, AND WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE DESCRIPTION -100% YOUR STUPID PRIVATE
3)
Anyone carrying a big bulky bag on mrts, esp on fri evenings --- 70%
ANYONE CARRYING A BIG BULKY BAG ON MRT ESP ON FRI EVENINGS, WITH THE ABOVE DESCRIPTION --- 100% YOUR STUPID PRIVATE
this is dedicated to to the majority, who finds armyboys, esp privates and recruits stupid, and should be banned from clubs : D